I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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