Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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