Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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