So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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