What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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