this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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