I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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