Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.