Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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