After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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