My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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