This dress was meant to end up on your floor
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Randomize
