So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize