kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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