I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
