Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
