sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Do you still have your period?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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