i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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