My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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