i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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