I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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