We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
