this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
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I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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