I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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