i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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