drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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