when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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