i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
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I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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