Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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