I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
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Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
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