Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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