i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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