yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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