She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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