Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Randomize