cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize