She's JV to your varsity
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
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I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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