Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
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