I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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