is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
