The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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