hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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