I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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