kristin has been a bad kristin
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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