She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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