You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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