i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
be right there i have to get my cape
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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