summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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