so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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