Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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