Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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