Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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