I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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