I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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